Some of the tongue-in-cheek Yelp reviews this restaurant picked up are worth 16 stars.

Some of the tongue-in-cheek Yelp reviews this restaurant picked up are worth 16 stars.

Have a kid in your arm and the urgent need to peel a boiled egg? Here is your elegant solution. Note: Putting the kid down for a moment and doing it the old-fashioned way also works.

And you thought giant balls of gelatin were relegated to looking like something from the dust bowl. This grandma knows how to pack some art into that Jell-O.

And you thought giant balls of gelatin were relegated to looking like something from the dust bowl. This grandma knows how to pack some art into that Jell-O.

Once upon a time in 14th century Europe, 800 pounds of saffron was stolen, thus igniting an actual war over the spice. At least we now know where it ended up: flavoring this gigantic bowl of paella. Good thing there’s never been an ‘assortment of random shellfish’ war.

Once upon a time in 14th century Europe, 800 pounds of saffron was stolen, thus igniting an actual war over the spice. At least we now know where it ended up: flavoring this gigantic bowl of paella. Good thing there’s never been an ‘assortment of random shellfish’ war.

(Source: Flickr / paellasgigantesgalbis)

It’s no secret that Kobayashi has had a few rough years at the Coney Island hot dog eating contest, but does that mean he has to resort to competing against a hamster?! Joey Chestnut had better bite his tongue.

The Atlantic has proposed new rules as to what constitutes a sandwich. One can’t help but notice that, under their new guidelines, both a stuffed slice of pizza and that weird Taco Bell pizza thing are sandwiches. Party foul!

The problem with gummy worms? They aren’t realistic enough. What people want in life is the sensation of eating an actual insect, only in gummy form. OK. Nobody wants that. But here it is anyways.

The problem with gummy worms? They aren’t realistic enough. What people want in life is the sensation of eating an actual insect, only in gummy form. OK. Nobody wants that. But here it is anyways.

(Source: en.rocketnews24.com)

Let’s say Krispy Kreme’s Ghosbuster-themed doughnuts represent the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning’s sample, it would be a doughnut you can buy starting September 29th.

Let’s say Krispy Kreme’s Ghosbuster-themed doughnuts represent the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning’s sample, it would be a doughnut you can buy starting September 29th.

(Source: ign.com)

Why does the universe exist? Why are we here? Are we special or just some kind of accidental blip upon the cosmos? Eh, who knows. Here’s a cat hanging out with a lemon.

Do you miss the glory days of sitting around your living room table and pretending to be an orc? Now you can gaze softly into chips and dip as you remember those days of unspoilt youth.  

Do you miss the glory days of sitting around your living room table and pretending to be an orc? Now you can gaze softly into chips and dip as you remember those days of unspoilt youth.  

(Source: thinkgeek.com)