Forget pies, pancakes, soups, custards and, well, every other food that people throw pumpkin in, use that gourd to make a functional beer keg.

Fine. We’d be happy to eat our feelings. 

Fine. We’d be happy to eat our feelings. 

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Here is what 200 calories looks like. One can’t help but notice, however, that the makers of this chart failed to include steak nachos, everything pizza and Snickers milkshakes. Maybe with those 200 calories is simply too small to be captured on camera. Sigh.

Here is what 200 calories looks like. One can’t help but notice, however, that the makers of this chart failed to include steak nachos, everything pizza and Snickers milkshakes. Maybe with those 200 calories is simply too small to be captured on camera. Sigh.

What do you imagine the first place prize in a sumo wrestling championship would be? A trophy? The respect and admiration of one’s peers? Nope! It’s a giant macaron.

What do you imagine the first place prize in a sumo wrestling championship would be? A trophy? The respect and admiration of one’s peers? Nope! It’s a giant macaron.

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This hand-pumped espresso maker makes sense on paper, but how are you going to muster up the energy to pump it if you haven’t had your morning cup? Major design flaw.

Move over ramen burger, this scallion pancake burger is here to steal your thunger (yes, that’s a combination of thunder and hunger.)

Move over ramen burger, this scallion pancake burger is here to steal your thunger (yes, that’s a combination of thunder and hunger.)

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From the mouth of babes into the mouth of babes. Here are a bunch of second graders enjoying one of New York City’s finest dining establishments.

Celebrate the return of The Walking Dead by eating some artfully produced pancakes. Also, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, heaping stacks of flapjacks would certainly be in high demand.

Look at this guy teasing his poor pup with a hunk of watermelon. Some fruit, including watermelon, are actually decent dog treats so hand it over guy!

If you’ve ever struggled with the idea of living in a world with so much misfortune, misery and pain, take a look at this chicken and waffles cake. A chicken and waffles CAKE. Maybe, just maybe, everything is gonna be alright.

If you’ve ever struggled with the idea of living in a world with so much misfortune, misery and pain, take a look at this chicken and waffles cake. A chicken and waffles CAKE. Maybe, just maybe, everything is gonna be alright.

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