The dog days of summer are upon us. Here’s a lifehack — or what used to be known as a good idea — to cool down cans of soda in just two minutes.

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Ever wanted to pretend you were too lazy to buy furniture, opting instead to laze around on stacks of pizza boxes? This pizza box stool gives you that chance!

Ever wanted to pretend you were too lazy to buy furniture, opting instead to laze around on stacks of pizza boxes? This pizza box stool gives you that chance!

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Here is a half-pint glass so you can get half-drunk, thus obtaining merely a half-hangover the next morning. Half-yay?

Here is a half-pint glass so you can get half-drunk, thus obtaining merely a half-hangover the next morning. Half-yay?

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You say tomate-o. I say toe-mah-toe. Let’s call the whole thing soda.

You say tomate-o. I say toe-mah-toe. Let’s call the whole thing soda.

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Feeling bad about yourself and your place in the world? Here’s a guy eating an entire watermelon, rind and all. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Are these great enormous pieces of rice paddy art or the greatest enormous pieces of rice paddy art? The answer is, unsurprisingly, both.

Are these great enormous pieces of rice paddy art or the greatest enormous pieces of rice paddy art? The answer is, unsurprisingly, both.

Someone asked this butcher to make gummy bear sausages. He didn’t just bring it; he brat it.

In a 14-hour endurance marathon, a Gawker writer ate as many mozzarella sticks as she could while capturing nearly ever harrowing moment.

In a 14-hour endurance marathon, a Gawker writer ate as many mozzarella sticks as she could while capturing nearly ever harrowing moment.

Selfie toast goes great with Insta-jam.

Selfie toast goes great with Insta-jam.

(Source: Mashable)