This video teaches you how to eat sushi correctly. Feel free to ignore it if you want to live your life without yet another thing you are doing wrong hanging over your head.

In the endless quest to have every animal on Earth sit at a dinner table and eat like a human, here is an otter doing just that.

This Slayer-esque cover of the Pizza Bites jingle wins the gold METAL.

You’ve heard of Herbie The Love Bug? Here’s his oft-neglected cousin Rick who, thanks to a pretty bad acid trip, ended up covered in popcorn. Black sheep of the family. You know how it goes.

You’ve heard of Herbie The Love Bug? Here’s his oft-neglected cousin Rick who, thanks to a pretty bad acid trip, ended up covered in popcorn. Black sheep of the family. You know how it goes.

(Source: jacobaaronschroeder)

Who knew the greatest invention since sliced bread would be another way to slice bread? Here’s a mold that turns your favorite carb into a panda.

Who knew the greatest invention since sliced bread would be another way to slice bread? Here’s a mold that turns your favorite carb into a panda.

(Source: Laughing Squid)

Here’s an easy way to shuck corn — no strings attached.

Here is an entire cookie that has been baked inside of a doughnut. Come on guys, just put the whole thing on top of a cake.

Here is an entire cookie that has been baked inside of a doughnut. Come on guys, just put the whole thing on top of a cake.

(Source: instagram.com)

Tough week? Here’s a hamster who lives in a giant mansion eating seeds and strawberries.

Here is a gigantic robot with one singular purpose: to ice cakes. Although, it would also probably do a bang up job squirting ketchup on hot dogs or splattering make up on clowns.

They’ve finally invented condoms for your fingers so messy foods won’t get your fingers dirty and/or pregnant.

They’ve finally invented condoms for your fingers so messy foods won’t get your fingers dirty and/or pregnant.

(Source: foodbeast.com)